The Top 5 Reasons Why Batman Arkham Knight Will SUCK!

    5. Batman: Arkham Knight Is Rated M for Mature

If you’ve been hiding under rock or you’re just a little kid. You have to know that the Batman Arkham series is made for the age group of about 5 – 15 year old premature little boys. Unfortunately due to how the bat mobile now has guns. The ESRB has rated it M. But don’t be fooled by that rating thinking it’s made for a mature mindset because it’s not. It’s still about selling plastic toys to foolish boys.

    4. Batman: Arkham Knight Has Pretty PC Graphics

The graphics you’re seeing the trailers and more are all being shown from PC footage cranked up to max ultra settings and CGI cut-scenes. In this day and age you need to impress your target audience with pretty graphics that doesn’t even represent the game at all. But buy it on PlayStation 4 or Xbox One and you’ll be left missing all those special bells and whistles. Graphics don’t make a game but in the case of Batman Arkham Knight it’s really the only thing it has going for it which if you’re a console peasant you’ll surely to miss out on.

    3. Batman: Arkham Knight Will Not Be On Xbox 360 And PlayStation 3

Remember when you spent 300 dollars on the last generation hardware thinking it was going to be supported for the next couple years like Sony and Microsoft promised! Nope, won’t be happening here! So you better get on your hands and knees and say MAMMY please put a reserve-mortgage on the house! I need a 400 more dollars so I can play Batman: Arkham Knight on PlayStation 4!

    2. Batman: Arkham Knight Is Only 80% Of The Total Product

Batman Arkham Knight which is published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and developed by Rocksteady Studios has the business over pleasure partnership. Meaning when you spend that hard earned 60 dollars on this game that you probably got from mowing your mommy’s lawn. You’ll only be getting back about 40 dollars worth of content give or take. Content will be stripped out of this game and put behind a pay wall. Welcome to Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment where they rape your wallet and your daddy’s because you’re probably 12 if you buy this!

    1. Batman: Arkham Knight Has Really Dull Combat

The Combat in Batman Arkham Knight will be nothing new or innovative. You have to remember that since the Batman Arkham series is made for young tots. The gameplay also needs to be dumbed down to a sickening degree so 5 year olds can play it. It’s boring, plain and simple. But hey! If you like mindlessly hitting X and Square for 8 hours… Then maybe you should purchase this game because it will be right up your alley.

I’ve been Dr. Craigheadpro. Don’t forget to like this video to open other peoples eyes or dislike it if you’re pouting in your little pillow. I’ll catch you next time!


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Rumandapples incorporates witty and hypnotizing Humor with sarcastic satire involving multiple topics to a almost neurotic pace guaranteed to make you laugh and question the very mind that created such things, creating various videos involving theory, sub culture and crazy bag deep concepts, laced with humor and sarcasm with dry wit and Psychotic usages of speaking. Rumandapples & RoshuGaming, have come together and created a gaming updates/opinion podcast called "Across the Pond" in 2014. The Rumandapples Show was developed in early 2014 and continues to grow in its popularity. Across The Pond was changed to Uncivilized Banter with Roshu returning to the co host seat with Rumandapples. Schedule For Weekly Shows: RAS: (Pre Recorded) Mon. Uncivilized Banter: Fri. (LIVE)

One thought on “The Top 5 Reasons Why Batman Arkham Knight Will SUCK!

  1. I got Batman Arkahm Knight for free with the purchase of a GTX 970 graphics card. The game is visually sensational, but the gameplay is absolutely the stupidest, most lame gameplan EVER. Too much batmobile, too much nonsense. It is just he lamest video game I have ever played, it's simply not fun. The most fun I have had in the game is just venturing out on my own, waking or grapling/flying around the city, but that gets boring really fast.

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